In Today's News
A neighbour who broke into the 29-year-old woman's home while she was out and ejaculated into her lingerie drawer...
...also used a camera belonging to the woman to take pictures of his penis during the incident...
Judge Julie Dick described the case as "disturbing".
From The Courier Mail
See? The universe DOES have a sense of humour...
Skinny Models Banned From Catwalk
It's about fucking time.
Whitney Houston Files For Divorce
Well, that's her prerogative. I guess she wants to dance with somebody (else).
And finally...
Lindsay Lohan needed a scolding, Fonda says
"I just want to take her in my arms and hold her until she becomes grown-up," she says. "She's so young and she's so alone out there in the world in terms of structure and, you know, people to nurture her. And she's so talented."
I was with Fonda right up until she said, "And she's so talented." Damning with faint praise
...also used a camera belonging to the woman to take pictures of his penis during the incident...
Judge Julie Dick described the case as "disturbing".
From The Courier Mail
See? The universe DOES have a sense of humour...
Skinny Models Banned From Catwalk
It's about fucking time.
Whitney Houston Files For Divorce
Well, that's her prerogative. I guess she wants to dance with somebody (else).
And finally...
Lindsay Lohan needed a scolding, Fonda says
"I just want to take her in my arms and hold her until she becomes grown-up," she says. "She's so young and she's so alone out there in the world in terms of structure and, you know, people to nurture her. And she's so talented."
I was with Fonda right up until she said, "And she's so talented." Damning with faint praise
posted by jnturnbull at 7:38 am
3 Comments:
Ok - in order...
1) Love it. Judge Julie proves the law is not an ass, but something close to it.
2) Oh no... what about free and fair trade, how will the Ethiopians ever compete?
3) Droll. Very droll.
4) As a small girl she was very talented, but she obviously didn't develop... as this photograph shows.
THe link for point four is here: http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=1334&photo_key=624
Damn it - timing is everything in comedy... now I've missed the punchline.
MMmmmmm... I hear Brazil is quite pretty this time of year.
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